Star Trek Memes To Boldly Scroll Through While On The Captain's Chair

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Eric Lund
Oct 21, 2021 12:00 PM EDT

Star Trek serves as an important work of science fiction that models a universe that has made more progress than our own, yet still struggles with the some moral concepts that we've been dealing with for our entire existence. It is also a show where a man in a tight shirt once shot a lizard man with a bamboo cannon full of precious gems. Which is to say, it has range. Here's a fun tumblr thread about a human on a vulcan ship.

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    Forehead - I TRIED TO CATCH FOG LAST NIGHT. PLEASE DON'T. MIST. DAMMIT.
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    Hair - LINKEDIN INSTAGRAM FACEBOOK TINDER STARTREK
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    Forehead - That's actually Counselor, I'm here because I don't like myself. very common. Oh yeah, lots of people don't like you here! Really?
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    Font - YEAH, WELL YOU KNOW; THAT'S JUST; LIKE DISHONOR UPON YOUR HOUSE, MAN,
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    Hair - Have you heard or course. If something of Murphy's law? can go wrong. It will go wrong I have not. What is It? Have you heard of Cole's law? Thinly sliced cabbage and mayo.
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    Chin - Compact Hello? Is anyone there?! I seek glory!
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    Forehead - lasked the Librarian where the books on Engine lubricants were SHE SAID THEY WERE IN THE NON-FRICTION SECTION
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    Clothing - Doctor, did you know penguins produce an oil that helps their feathers retain heat? captain Kirk Man Myth Legend So you're saying the oily bird gets the warm??
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    Clothing - Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. If you remove it, you're left with gravy. imgflip.com
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    Rectangle - Anonymous said ok so you know how lots of vulcan names have five letters, start with an s and end with ak (spock, sarek, surak, sybok, etc). that means that technically shrek could be a vulcan name I can't believe you made me read this with my own two eyes
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    Clothing - YOU KNOW WILL I NEVER CARPOOLED TO THE ACADENY.IWAS TOO AFRAID OF GETTING TRAPPED IN A TUNNEL AND UNABLE TO GET OUT WITH ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE THERE THAT'S AN ODDLY SPECIFIC FEAR SIR. YES, THE DOCTORS CALLED IT CARPOOL TUNNEL SYNDROME
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    Facial expression - Glory to your yellow brick road
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    Clothing - Number One I heard one of the children on this ship swallowed a bunch of coins. of the child now? That's most unfortunate sir. What is the condition Well, as I understand there's been no change yet.
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    Clothing - Where do bad AB rainbows go Number One? I don't know sir.where? Prism. But it's a light sentence. www.
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    Flash photography - When the couple who's been buying you bloodwine all night give you that look K.
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    Clothing - How much would it cost to buy a singing ensemble? You mean "a choir"? Zach Holmbne Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?
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    Clothing - Someone broke into my quarters last night and stole my brand new limbo stick. I mean seriously... how low can you go? imaflip.com
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    Font - get in losers. 05 EL-BAZ we're boldly going
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    Clothing - I saw a nice flock of cows today. Herd of cows. Of course I have. They go "moo." I need a COFFEE
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    Font - WA TO B MILLIONAIF WANTS TO BE то $100,000 QUESTION Your ship is threatened by imminent danger. How do you save the day? A: Reverse the polarity B:Reroute power from life support C: Run a level 10 diagnostic D: Rotate the shield harmonics
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    Clothing - A wise man once Are you telling said me to me that diarrhea is you believe that Сaptain? hereditary Well he did say it runs in your genes number one
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    Jaw - hesdeadjim: buttodenkirk: have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating #the best part is #you dont know #if mccoy is talking about spock #if spock is talking about mccoy #or if theyre both talking about kirk
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    Glasses - NOBODY EXPECTS THE RULES OF ACQUISITION!!!!
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    Clothing - I REALLY WISH I'D LISTENED TO WHAT WHY, WHAT DID SHE TELL YOU? MY MOTHER TOLD ME WHEN I WAS YOUNG ... I DON'T KNOW, I DIDN'T LISTEN!
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    Font - textsfromstarfleet i think star trek should write an in universe reason why some series don't have swearing and some do. make it a universal translator glitch or something. textsfromstarfleet the captain of each ship can turn the swears on or off when they want to cumaeansibyl Kirk would have kept the swears on but any ship carrying Dr. Leonard McCoy is required by Starfleet regulations to turn them off
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    Clothing - "I've accidentally swallowed a lot "You gonna be alright?" of Scrabble tiles." "My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster."
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    Clothing - Organ - dealer: slaps roof of enterprise ACO UNENTERAR in NEC-1701 D
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    Clothing - I BOUGHT SOME SHOES FROM A DRUG DEALER. NOT SURE WHAT THEY WERE LACED WITH, BUT I'VE BEEN TRIPPING ALL DAY. imafin
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    Clothing - I had a happy childhood. My Dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills. Those were Goodyears.. Sas S
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    Clothing - I accidentally rubbed ketchup Really, Sir? in my eyes. I now have Heinzsight.
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    Water - An almost cubic iceberg 1.9k 77 1, Share BEST COMMENTS v Number5is ALIVE Now We are the Berg. You will be ice-ssimilated. Resistance is futile. O Edit 1 1 ... >>
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    Clothing - Istarted a band called 999 Megabytes How's it going so far? Still haven't gotten a gig
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